STP Goes to BOOT CAMP

[erisesoteric]

*blink*

Why would I make a bed? I've got a perfectly good one right there.

I'm confused.

[Firebird98]

you call that a hospital corner?

I bet you'd kill for room service to come and help you out right now.

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ July 01, 2002 08:45 AM: Message edited by: Firebird98 ]</font>

[erisesoteric]

*blink*

Room service? But I already ate. Why would I want room service at THIS hour? Besides, it's so EXPENSIVE!

[Firebird98]

Room service, housekeeping.. whatever. ain't a soul there that'd wanna be in your shoes right now.

[erisesoteric]

But I'm not wearing any shoes right now...

[Firebird98]

matter of fact.. you're not waering anything.

FER CHRIST'S SAKE WOULD YA COVER YOURSELF?!?!?!

[Branflakes]

*bursts out laughing*

*addresses Sgt. Powers*

You think I'm in boot camp as a recruit?? What're ya, nuts? (don't answer that)

Reasons I'm not a recruit:

a) I'm gay! And you know it. So, guess I broke that "don't ask, don't tell" policy.

b) Hello, I'm a ninja lesbian. I've had more training than you've EVER dreamed of.

I'm here on official business. One of your recruits is not as he/she seems and it's my job to figure it out.

*continues to watch everyone with a trained eye*

[erisesoteric]

*streaks*

heh, this is fun...

[crazy a]

Hey Senior Drill Instructor! It looks like those recruiters out in the world are signing up a bunch of comedians! HAW!

Recruit Bran! I don't know what they taught you on Mount Fuji, but you haven't had training until you've had OUR training. And I don't know what "agency" sent you here "undercover", but by the time we're done with YOU, you're gonna want to do your hai-karate on them!

One more thing: don't ask, don't tell...DON'T CARE! We are all one color: GREEN! There is only one sex: NONE!

AS YOU WERE!

[erisesoteric]

As I was when?

Bran, are these army guys as confusing as I think they are?